they have rounded the bend and are trying to take my with them.
i am refusing.
they have almost made me pee my pants twice so far because they are insane.
they are the happy crazy since they all seem to be in a good mood.
i told him not to bounce the ball off the tree with so much force. it would bounce of and pop a kid in the head. he tells me he is a professional ball tree bouncer. i tell him i didn't know that was a profession. he is throwing the ball harder and harder. i tell him to be careful. he tells me I GOT THIS MS.T! the ball bounces hard comes back on him with a force that whacks the shit out of him. he staggers sideways and tells me he meant to do that. i am on my knees cracking up.
on kid says to the others.
i wonder will i be able to taste this capris sun (juice box) if i snort it through my nose.i say whoa don't. to late. not sure why he ran. in circles. when he got through spluttering. i asked him how it tasted. he said it tasted like pain and how does anyone snort things up their noses. he declares he's never doing coke. i say good for him. he says yeah dr. pepper either man those drinks would really burn.
there is something wrong with that boy.
so he asks me
(him) what is it?
(me) what is what?
(him) you know IT?
(me) i have no idea what you are talking about.
(him) you know it..is IT a muscle or a bone?
(him) i don't think it's a bone cause it bends.
i look confused. kids are giggling.
(him) you know...It he points.
(me) you mean your penis?
they all fall out laughing.
(me) it's your property you should look it up. (more giggles)
(him) oh I can't. i don't want to see one i just need to know. i did an experiment. is it cartilage?
(me) tissue i say. can we stop talking about this now.
(him) are girls the same?
(me) girls don't have penises.
the moon is going to be full tonight the behavior is so wrong in all the classes. 21 more days!!!!