Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Fat Free Cream Cheese

Why does everybody keep buying me fat free cream cheese.
I specifically ask for cream cheese with lots of fat and they get me the fat free shit.
It's enough to give you a complex.
I mean am I heavy,
are they trying to make me eat healthier?
I'd just like to say another snaking adventure foiled by
evil fat free cream cheese!

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